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Business - Economy Economy | Business And as a joke and seriously
| And as a joke and seriously |
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| Written by Ñåðãåé Ìàêóõèí | |
| Ñðåäà, 15 Îêòÿáðü 2008 | |
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The text of the original in Russian And jokingly and seriously. 1.Vnimanie - smokers the world! Invented a new method and style of smoking - hurry! The idea for the ten million euro. A new - Nosov mouthpiece for smoking! Compact and inserted into the nostrils two small mouth and clings to the tip of the nose miniature hitch, so it would be at the end was the place where you can insert a cigarette or cigar, and who pobogache (of different). The advantage to the prototypes: no need to move the arm with a cigarette (it will take a burger a day - energy), you can smoke and engage in business at the same time, for example, talk with others in the same smoker, etc. What would extinguish a cigarette should only strike the wall. In a word brethren turn to a new method. Etc. 2. Good for seksshopa. A new product for women and people with unconventional sexual orientation. Scope: penis attached to the simulator two ears with the inclusion of vibration Máchovo past, ideally possible free flight. Name of toy: «Butterfly». 3. If you're bored, even in the company and no one laughs not told the new jokes have a way out ... This is not a synthesizer laugh - you made a mistake! This is a toy in the form of two human hands in the same layout and podsavke - enough to say anything or kashlyanut, and they come into effect, that is beginning to clap loudly! Such extravagant goods to the market, of course, can offer plenty of - a life changing, and we are changing. Probably not worth it to lose ground ... |