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Written by Þðèé Ðóæèíñêèé   
Ñðåäà, 02 Àïðåëü 2008
The text of the original in Russian 

Living in post-Soviet space (yes, and some European countries) there is a severe lack of variety shows, graphically, in general, recreational activities, which would have lacked the elements of cruelty and the naked sporting practicality. 

It should be something other than a night discos or cheap sales of various nonsense. But historically, Eastern Ukraine that deprived the various sights, which would please the eye as the local inhabitants and tourists stopping. 
Nature we have a very modest, old castles, mausoleums or no pyramids, but insulting to the people is simple, with spears and bows dipping on forests is not running so in yubkah on bagpipes is not playing, so that it did not look at chto.Esli create this tourism based on local construction sites, it is necessary to build a completely unique with no analogies (or spread very rare) sites that could be of interest to all segments of the population (and not just from local cows). 

In my opinion, so the object can be a valley of dinosaurs, because universal 
interested people to our prehistoric past generally. 

Indeed, this might look like. 
Select a highway with heavy traffic levels. It is desirable that the summer season of her place (on the sea, the mountains) moving large flows of tourists. In our particular case, it might be a piece of Rostov tracks with 200-300 hectares of land in nearby neugody or steppe prairies of central Crimea. 
A more complex case where the search for land to the valley of the dinosaurs will need to be combined with the complex transport interchanges or further high ground to dig a road tunnel bypass from Congresses and develop high-speed magistrali.Na some distance from the road in a beautiful place built a full-scale model of a prehistoric dinosaur, calmly zhuyuschego grass or drinking water from the lake. 
Even further from the first dinosaur is another group of animals, say, diplodokov or brontosaurus. All they have to be evenly distributed throughout the territory, and preferably so that the following approximation to the first animal is a view in another animal, etc. 
Between the statues need to pave the one-sided circular asphalt road width of 3 m from the observation-deck pockets. This road should gradually turn animals do not reach them 15-20 m and thus preserving the natural original beauty. 
Entry into the territory of a prehistoric park fee - 10 UAH. with vehicle and 50 grn. with the bus. When viewed from afar that the first giant dinosaur (for advertising) can be directly from the road when driving either shoulder. But for the willingness to familiarize themselves with the whole «collection» closer to hear about the history of our planet, pictures, get a printed image - izvolte have to pay money. 
Number of suspected animals in the park - not less than 5 pc. large, about 15 - a medium-sized and about 50 - small (herd) animals up to 3 m. 
Each sculpture or a herd of animals to install the hidden dynamics that are in the automatic mode will be broadcast on the history of a species, its place in the evolutionary process, paleontological features, habits, etc. 
Making the huge stuffed animals in the real (or even somewhat exaggerated - for greater effect) scale can cause some logistical and technological problems. And if the small animals (herd) may be relatively easy to empty a whole reinforced by matrices (antivandalnoe manufacturing to guarantee life of 70-100 years), the dinosaurs of cubic body a few hundred cubic meters, will require a different technology. 
I would suggest concreted into the ground 4 metal pipes of large diameter pipelines with diameter of 1.420-2.000 mm. 
They will perform a load function of the assembly, as well as the feet of the animal. These bracket mounted two longitudinal beams, performing the role of the tail and the animal's neck, with tail end of its beam can be concreted into the ground. Further, this frame structure scald valves, forming a voluminous body of an animal carcass power. There is a need to consider is the execution of internal guys and raschalok for the construction of high strength and stiffness. Cells from the scald valves on both sides of metal plaster mesh. In doing so, the inner grid has larger cells than the outer (with positive curvature, and vice versa - if negative). 
After completion of the shell surface to begin filling the inside (outside) a thin (30-40 mm) outer casing. This solution must be sufficiently thick and viscous in order to stay completely on the surface of the outer melkoyacheistoy grid, only slightly obvolakivaya its exterior. Naturally, the solution or fine-grained concrete (gravel fraction 5-10) must be plasticized (LST, P-3) and gidrofobizirovan (GKZH-12) with the addition of water-binding substances (such as «Bentonite») and the setting accelerator (HK, NK, FN). After applying (nabryzga) solution is necessary immediately to make the outer zatirku and, if necessary - further plastered to hide all the metal parts of the outer frame. In performing the work must also take into account the presence of temperature seams, set up to care for concrete. 
Thus we get a solid reinforced concrete structure with a thin outer shell complex curvature. If finances permit, the outer shell can be empty a polymer-modified cement or concrete to make it stretch the rubber and steel karkas.Pri in decorative finishes for exterior surfaces to provide greater historical reliability of the surface of the skin of animals can be uneven, with folds and scars, to paint its water paint in a proper color. In the night time illumination is desirable scattered light next to the dinosaur trail (in advertising and aesthetic purposes). Most of the animals should have a simple monumental construction. And only a few animals may have one or another degree of mobility of individual organs. I would suggest to make one small dinozavrika in an active form, ie able to rotate the head on long neck to the viewing platform and hit the tail on the ground. Turn articulated outrigger with a flexible (rubber) outer shell does not cause great difficulty. To do this, several hydraulic cylinders and pumps NS Power. But strike the tail on the ground (the same kinematics) may cause some difficulties. Really beat on the ground with sufficient force is not desirable, because pressure on the whole construction will be very significant. I therefore propose to make the maximum tail light, to the point that the inflatable. In doing so, struck the ground will look quite natural and convincing. When you strike, you can release some stored underground in the air with dust receivers (for puschego effect). 
To combat people outright, then the observation deck must be imperceptible to hang on the ground at joints and at the moment of impact mammoth tail on the ground simultaneously, and has her shake. The audience will create a complete illusion that pushed from under the feet of ground (asphalt) - this is antic prehistoric zhivotnogo.Teper let's all summarized the events of the small attraction. Group autotourists slowly going to the observation deck (30-50 people). At that time, dinosaur slowly poschipyvaet grass, a bit of Water head from side to side. He then turns to the audience his head and some time considering them. Then he do not like it, he has hit the tail on the ground, clouds of dust vzdymaya, deflect his neck, opens mouth and produces a strong low-roaring plangent Creek (previously downloaded to locomotive air receivers consistently produced a few long pipes, generating low-frequency sounds) . Then turns to the original position and continues to nip grass peacefully. (As a huge cavity and tubes can be used inside the cavity of dinosaur and his neck). The audience, in a few minutes out of the stupor, and visiting a nearby toilet (if not already too late), sit in the car and continue to inspect doliny.Dlya enhance the effect of visiting the park, you can construct a flying pterodactyl large sizes. The reason can be a frame-webbed motodeltaplaner with the appropriate configuration of the wing and the scale of 12-15 m. Of course, that does not provide flight mashuschy - plan. This establishes a set of propulsion over the wing, that it was invisible from the ground. The lower part motodeltaplana must be appropriately designed (tail, legs, beak), under its prehistoric ancestor. Flight «pterodactyl» can occur both above the valley of the dinosaurs, and on the adjacent highway (for advertising), his moving shadow excites the imagination of motorists. In doing so, must comply with relevant safety on the road. But I am sure, noticed this strange «bird», long before the valley of the dinosaurs, autotourists already predetermined to be morally and psychologically configured to not fail to visit this crazy place, especially if it is not too financially burdensome. And received one hour experience will be comparable to the impressions of one month stay at sea. In any case, the children return home or to school will be much more to tell about the valley Gambling dinosaur than a simple bathing more.No in the valley of dinosaurs - it is not the only things you can surprise the audience stopping. You can also turn to our national folklore, and tales bylina and try to materialize with the maximum degree of accuracy and realism. Moreover, with the current equipment and the presence of turbulent imagination is not so difficult to do. 

Valley tale is a further development of the valley of the dinosaurs, a second, so to speak, her turn. Only fully developed (technologically, financially), the first option and ensure that it is the viability and financial sustainability, you can proceed to the second draft. Moreover, it will require much more material, human, organizational, analytical costs. But the realization of all zadumok would create a logistical and entertaining product, worthy of attention, even foreign tourists and has no analogues anywhere in the world. The complex of the two valleys form a cultural-educational sphere fantastic weekend, where families can come for a few days, it is interesting and very otdohnut.Nachnem with the fact that in a picturesque forest, it is necessary to build a large wooden house with original architecture and a fantastic finish. This will be the Guest House, which privechayut all visitors. 
It also has a dining room, a museum of fabulous things, but on the top floor - rooms (hotel). In the house there should be no visible plastic and metal, almost all subjects - carved from wood, vines, bone, stone, leather, natural material. All arriving guests, who settled for a few days (or overnight) should change in the Middle Ages, historical costumes or dress in fairy-tale characters. Clothing (by choice) may be issued on a rental (used) or sold new. In the latter case, it is a kind of souvenir. Of course, that the entire service staff dressed only in a spirit of fantastic and historical characters. Costume masquerade immediately immerses the whole "in a surreal world that is so unusual and attractive, that sense of reality niveliruetsya.Eda happening in the dining room to prepare for the old folk recipes, although in some cases can manufacture to order and the usual dishes. But more must be done so that the spirit of Russian freshly oven baked bread, and type on a spit Ryabchikov with different pickles, sour and nalivkami otbil any hunting munch hamburgers cold «Pepsi». Historic Slavic cuisine is very rich and diverse, and if you do not need to revive her, then at least to recall it suschestvovanii.Estestvenno that can not do without a small folk orchestra with an emphasis on musical instruments characteristic of the Middle Ages. Live razudalaya folk music, performed with enthusiasm and high professional level in a small volume of the room is able to «make» even dead. Evening in the fresh air - folk festivals (jumping over the fire, swing, dance, choirs, pancakes, games). At some distance from the central log mansions are separate apartments, designed in the form of small wooden houses - izbushek on chicken legs. And they certainly should be rotated with scripts «the forest back to me - before» (ie, rotate on a central reliance on command-leg of trinkets with the radio). The interior decoration is done in fabulous interiors, but there is a maximum comfort (shower, biotoilet, telephone, TV). 

One of the major sights - a museum of fabulous things, where there are boots-walker, tablecloth Samobranka, molodilnye apples, carpet-aircraft invisible cap, sword-kladenets and much more. Moreover, it is necessary to try to make all the fabulous exhibits were maximum in the elegant and working condition. For example, a carpet-plane on the orders of Vassilis excellent (Guide) should vzmyt in the air and slightly rocking, soaring in the air over the place. It is easy to do, if you gently and imperceptibly vplesti in the heart of an ordinary pad ring-shaped copper wiring, and under a wooden floor put a powerful electromagnet. You can also make the pivot on the porcelain plate liquid gold. For this vzhivlyaem ordinary needle in the heart of apples and create a saucer shifting (rotating) magnetic field. Of course, the apple begins to roll over on the edge of saucer. For Pushcha credibility Beautiful Vasilisa could take an apple and nadkusit it, and then put back, so that it continued to spin. Thus it can be shown that an apple now, rather than plaster cast. 

And to the boot-Skorokhodov (poshityh in the style of the era of Ivan the Terrible: red with curved socks) could later demonstrate in the field brave soldiers. Moreover, these boots can try on any interested person an adult. (These boots-walker is already produced in series at the «Ekomotor»; development of students, Ufa State Aviation Technological University (UGATU) under the supervision of Professor B. Rudogo). Now turn to the field miracles and fairy tales. First of all, it must be said that the way to a fairytale world could be paved with cobblestones from (in no case shall the asphalt!). 
At the very beginning of the road stands a huge stone with a historical inscription «To the right will go - the horse lose it ...». A period of several hours to the stone and back to the horses gradually leave the three heroes - Ilya Muromets, Dobrynya N. and Alyosha Popovich. Their appearance should be fully familiar with the similarities we all picture Vasnetsov. 
If, on the way they meet the tourists, you should always inquire them (with the characteristic Old speaking): who they are, where the path is held, not whether any evil intent, wish last farewell, if necessary, the interval between slow sfotografirovatsya.V tours to the borders of heroes fairy kingdom leaves Emelya on their self-stove. Basically - this is a normal frame car with a form of bodywork, as two drops of water similar to a Russian stove. At the same time of the pipes have to be cut black smoke. At a meeting with tourists Emelya welcomes their jokes-pribautkami, then sprygnuv from the oven, open hearth, get hot food (shchi, pies) and óãîùàåò guests. Then, famously turns on pyatachke, and yet the tourists do not wake - quick roll vosvoyasi. Of course, the stove should sit inside the driver, who will manage all production operations. All that is required of Emeli - this is a long tongue, razudalaya looks and cheerful harakter.Epizodicheski the field alongside the road should run brave soldiers on the boots-walker, popyhivaya cylinders and inviting tourists to go visit skazok.Dolina stories for hurrying tourists should always be a stylish restaurant. This may be a building designed from the outside in the form of a stone cliff, on top of which sat an enormous fairy-tale Dragon triceps. It must be made at the highest technical level with the greatest possible freedom and stylish rubber «skin».   Membranous wings should wiggle and all three head to move (sweep), independently of one another. 
Periodically, each head is pulling out a bright flame, obdavaya visitors hot air, but not causing them any harm. (Imagine how many would be enthusiastic squeal of children and of women, and stronger words - from men!). Well, what fabulous event without the cost Baba Yagi? 
Being in a stylized tree, under a mortar with four small jet engines on the perimeter, they must wear at low altitude (up to 5 meters - for security reasons) in the field, swinging a broom and shouting various threats harmless ( «Oh, I thank you, cursed!») . By changing the vector of traction engines, you can change the direction of flight. Of course, that the duration of flights would be small, because fuel consumption significantly. Sporadically all mobile equipment may be out of their fairy-tale of possession and move into the valley of the dinosaurs, provoking and shokiruya visiting tourists. The main thing is that traffic on the road does not stop when next to it will fly Baba Yaga to mortar and rocket to Emelya not trying to skorohodnoy stove overtake any «Mercedes», whose driver had lost the gift of speech, stupor. For puschego immobilized for several kilometers to install road signs notifying of the possible danger in the face of Baba Yagi, dragon or Emeli on the stove. 
Once a year (probably in August) should hold in the valley of the dinosaurs and fairy tales grandiose explosion of joy and fun, inviting representations on the field of Time Theater. At the festival visitors can come from all over the world, live in tents, cook on a fire, to participate in presentations and enjoy life. This monstrous accumulation of disparate, costumed, technically equipped and extremely resourceful people, magicians still did not know the Earth. And a strong surge of positive energy emotions leave bright flash on the black halo planet. 

                                       
/ "TRAKTAT the reduction of entropy, vol II, issue number 30 /
 

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