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| The "City of the most charming and attractive ..." |
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| Written by Юрий Ружинский | |
| Wednesday, 02 April 2008 | |
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The text of the original in Russian The project «City of the most charming and attractive ...» (Kharkiv «Pyramid»). We (the Ukrainians) are constantly surprised by the whole world for its presidential election and the navigable channel of the Danube, explosions in Artemovsk and arrested «Ruslan». Less - and Klochkov Ruslana, Klitschko brothers (although far include sophisticated fight - even to think). However, Ukraine is rich, very rich. First of all its people. Suffice it even more recently (in early October, the third «Indian summer») to go out to verify this. Such an abundance of beautiful and elegant young women (in the autumn mini), does not seem in any city in the world. Apparently, this has contributed to a large number of institutions of higher education, young people flocked to the city (about 250 thousand students only!) Of the «interesting» age - from 18 to 23 let.Davayte conquered the whole world the beauty of our girls! And, in a very sophisticated and elegant form and in a totally unusual form - large, with a personal personification. Let's gather on March 8 (day of spring and awakening of the whole of nature, a symbol which has always been a woman) at Freedom Square, several thousand most charming and attractive young girls (preferably in the spring at the elegant mini kabluchkah). Such an abundance of beauty in a few hundred square meters, is not yet known Mankind! To confirm this fact is to invite officials from the Guinness Book of Records (category: very high (dense) collection of young and beautiful girls (girls only!), The largest collection of prospective brides, the largest collection of exquisitely dressed women in mini-yubkah, the most beautiful life pyramid in the world (see below)). Every country has a national man-his character (The Great Wall of China, Big Ben, the Egyptian Pyramids, the Statue of Liberty, etc.). Ukraine in this regard, there is nothing special to boast about, except that Chernobyl. Let us create the great Pyramid of the country's young, charming and attractive representative of our country! To do this, is made of metal, plastic and wood pyramid with spiral steps, leaving the top, and at each place for a girl. Fence from the outside will spiral staircase handrails from the chrome pipe. The interior space is closed pyramid can be used as temporary storage member. Sure the availability of soft stalls seating, toilets. It is desirable self-heating of the internal space and the sale of hot coffee (at cost), because the month of March still quite cool, and participants can be easily cold and sick. Moreover, once the participants take their places on the stairs of the pyramid, the thermal generator is included at full capacity, and through holes in the stairs is served warm air heating legs devushek.Uveren that such a pyramid of thousands of beautiful, elegant, smiling girls show on all TV channels world (to say nothing about the newspaper and radio), it has long been short of positive information. Permitted the organization of tours. Several foreign firms exclusive tour, where everyone from Western Europe, America will be able to come to our country and do not let them visit the Brazilian, but a carnival with a «cold Soviet» tinge (as is possible that more will be the snow). Of course, nobody is going to share with the «bourgeois» our national treasure, but honestly to earn a few hundred thousand foreigners $ - very interesno.Razumeetsya that holding the event in principle, impossible without the support of a comprehensive urban (regional) authorities. Both institutionally and financially (in part) plan. First of all, it is necessary to «explain» to all rectors of educational institutions that the event is not only urban but also the public nature and therefore should be provided all possible assistance and support to all participants of the landmark events (release from employment, transportation, maintenance). Potentially Kharkiv has about 250 thousand students + about 50 thousand students of senior classes of 30-50 + thousand young people from 23 to 30 years. Divide all numbers of young people in half (since we need only a girl!) And multiply by a factor of 0,01-0,02 (1-2% - this is the actual number of participants who can stand out from the general masses and show yourself in the best). Total - about 2-3 thousands of young girls. However, it is possible that the actual number of «the most charming and attractive» may be more (especially with the competent conduct of promotional activities), as this may cause some difficulties for the organizers (of flowers, beydzhiki place at the Pyramid, the time of photo, etc.). It is therefore desirable that each potential participant that you call the contact telephone and declared their intentions. But that's not all. Every girl wants to participate in the Pyramid, should come to the input portal (all the territory the event has a fence). At the entrance of its representatives found Guinness Book of Records, as organizers of the event will hand over miniature white rose (the symbol of youth and purity), beydzhik the number of participants and a small inflatable helium balloon with a logo. But this is all a bit later, but this girl is subjected to intensive digital photo and Renderer (face close-up, the overall plan profile and full face, as well as the movement of snow-white tunnel to the Pyramid, voice presentation). All current video (as a general plan, and personally for every girl) can be broadcast live on television, as well as on the Internet. Internet users (+ cellular) may vote for one or another participant the Great Pyramid. The main prize winner - a car «Peugeot 206» cerulean. The remaining participants who obtain the largest number of votes could be awarded valuable gifts (fur shubami and virtual money you can spend in shops and boutiques of sponsorship). Perhaps the first television can yield the palm to international Internet. The latter is able to highlight such a unique event in the interactive mode, in writing, to the portfolio of each participant, as well as to inform the personal mailboxes of the participants for possible dating or perepiski.Poluchennye during the event the participating digital photos can then be used (with their permission) for color «CATALOG most charming and attractive young women of Ukraine» (face close-up, a figure in profile, front, rear or on the move, brief personal details). Informally, this directory can be called «fair bride» or something like that. The format of the catalog to approximately follow the format «Telephone Directory». Each participant is allocated ½ pages. Advertising and sponsors - in the end. Circulation - about 100 thousand copies. The market value - within 25-30 grn. «DIRECTORY ...» - it does not know the world's unique publication, which will be in demand as we have at home and abroad (though foreigners lyubuyutsya and lick!). Such «Catalog» will be a good gift for foreign partners, colleagues, jaded life. However, the publication of the directory gives every girl the opportunity to really express myself to the entire world (and, it free!). In addition to suggestions on dating, marriage proposals as possible, invitations to fotoproby in feature films, model agencies, work, etc. Each girl can send to all interested persons the photos (of course, for money). Probably every girl who took part in the Great Pyramid and photographed for the «top», then it wants to buy (for memory and that was to show his children and grandchildren). In order to get to the page «top» she only and requires that the beautiful dress and with a taste and decide on such an unusual event ... But in order to dress with style and be idols, not only Ukraine but the whole of Europe, it is necessary previously, primarily on television to hold the cycle of educational programs, where in a popular form as you can tell from the taste to dress, what things are compatible with each other, and what does not (by style, color), how to apply a make-up, pick jewelery how to conceal some drawbacks shape or to stress the ideal forms, etc. You can rent a few documentaries on the process of preparing the whole event (design drawings and construction of the pyramid, delivery and shipment of several thousand rozochek, manufacturing beydzhikov, comments, Kharkov Hydrometeorological weather statistics for March 8, surveys of young people on the subject, etc.) and regularly show them even before the main event, thus continuously heated public interest. Do not hide all of the «kitchen» - it is also interesting to the audience (remember the type of show «The People's Artist»). It is very important (from the psychological point of view for future participants), a good advertising campaign on television, in the press. For example, a short promotional video could look like this: a group of young girls, to communicate among themselves and with the virtual audience, appeals to show the world that «we are the most intelligent, beautiful, energetic and cheerful, for us - the future». In doing so, the girls of different ages, different build and hair color. But while they all must be really charming and attractive (not to be «written beauties»), with the graceful movements of plastic (light dance movements to music). While the main feature in clothes - is a mini-skirt, however, there should be no hint at any vulgarity or send naked. It is on this should be the focus - all activities must be based on the principles of fine taste. It should educate themselves as participating, as well as numerous spectators culture of true beauty, incompatible with the tabloids poshlostyu.Glavnoe contrast of the event from a variety of similar beauty is that we are looking for and represent the general public is not cool with the notorious elite beauties 90 x 60 x 90 and the rise of 2 meters, and real girls, charming and attractive, and therefore very desirable (albeit with certain disabilities). It is implicit in the appeal of the look, appearance, voice, walk, unspeakable words, and should become the main criterion for selection of personnel participating in general, and the winners in particular. It is important not to strip the girls «general», namely, to put them so that it looked delicious bikini.Prisuschaya the vast majority of young girls timidity can be offset by mass of the event, the opportunity to go to Liberty Square with his girlfriend. There will be scenes with powerful and closely-batten studying (stripped), views of men. While some element «intimacy» present - during the 10 second photo submission videosessii uchastnitsy.Ochen interesting will cut social girls. Typically, this is the students of universities, came from all over eastern and central Ukraine, «the cream of local society». They are very poor (because of his studies to one degree or another you have to pay) and therefore they do not own inferiority complex, jealous of the rich and prosperous. However, they are not so rich (all the rich went to Kiev or Seychelles) to be inaccessible and neglect the rest. These girls are young, have the culture of behavior, intelligence, monitor them and try, through education «vybitsya of people». In other words - the ideal partner (read, the bride) for young people a future middle class. Therefore, it is assumed that all the activity in general will be a guaranteed success and a positive attitude in the society ... All activities will take about 2.5 hours - from 1200 to 1430 (two to three input portal for every girl - 10 seconds), of which the last 30 minutes - Building the Pyramid. At the end of construction - a small storm of applause, fireworks and a dedicated audience. Girls are released into the sky, thousands of balloons (you can shoot it from above). Shooting are a lot of cameras (the best in a circle) with a slight emphasis on the particular «charming and attractive» representative. It is very important to find the appropriate music (in no case попсу!). Then, «the most charming and attractive» Participants will depart with their cavalry and friends throughout the city, bringing with them a special festive coloring, which will provide them from the rest of the festive background (this will help participants beydzhiki and white rosettes). All we'll have, so to speak, a double celebration, which will be remembered for many years. And ideally - make this an annual holiday, and collect the full area of people (as spectators and participants), like the celebration of 350 anniversary of Kharkov. / "TRAKTAT the reduction of entropy, vol II, issue number 57 / |